Let's carpe the fuck out of this diem: Archive

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you have 70 followers you dONT need a faq

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denzelgtfo: when rappers rhyme nigga with nigga

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plastic surgeon: how can i help you
client: well, i was wondering if you could remove this general area
plastic surgeon: you just gestured to your entire face
client: yea so can you do it

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neopiacentral: i need to suck it up like seriously i get sad over the smallest things

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p-mctully: I was so stupid as a kid I was so stupid in middle school I was so stupid freshman year I was so stupid last year I was so stupid six months ago I was so stupid last week I was so stupid twenty minutes ago I am so stupid

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